everybody else.) Those working for “cultural change” through political theorizing and occa- sional actions are opposed to anybody getting a piece of the pie, though politics appears to be getting fashionable again in the art world and may itself provide a vehicle for internal success; today one can refuse a piece of the pie and simultaneously be getting a chance at it. Still, the pie is very small and there are a lot of hungry people circling it. Things were bad enough when only men were allowed to take a bite. Since “aggressive women” have gotten in there too, competition, always at the heart of the art-world class system, has peaked. Attendance at any large art school in the U.S. takes students from all classes and trains them for artists’ schizophrenia. While being cool and chicly grubby (in the “uniform” of mass produc- tion), and knowing what’s the latest in taste and what’s the kind of art to make and the right names to drop is clearly “upward mobility” — from school into teaching jobs and/or the art world —the lifestyle accompanying these habits is heavily weighted “downward.” The working- class girl who has had to work for nice clothes must drop into frayed jeans to make it into the art middle class, which in turn considers itself both upper and lower class. Choosing poverty is a confusing experience for a child whose parents (or more likely mother) have tried des- perately against great odds to keep a clean and pleasant home.l The artist who feels superior to the rich be- cause s/he is disguised as someone who is poor provides a puzzle for the truly deprived. A par- allel notion, rarely admitted but pervasive, is that a person can't understand “art” if their house is full of pink glass swans or their lawn is inhabited by gnomes and flamingos, or if they even care about house and clothes at all. This is particularly ridiculous now, when art itself uses so much of this paraphernalia (and not always satirically); or, from another angle, when even artists who have no visible means of profes- sional support live in palatial lofts and sport beat-up $100 boots while looking down on the “tourists” who come to SoHo to see art on Saturdays; SoHo is, in fact, the new suburbia. One reason for such callousness is a hangover from the 1950s, when artists really were poor and proud of being poor because their art, the argument went, must be good if the bad guys— the rich and the masses —didn't like it. In the 1960s the choice of poverty, often excused as anti-consumerism, even infiltrated the esthetics of art.2 First there was Pop Art, modeled on kitsch, on advertising and consu- merism, and equally successful on its own level. (Women, incidentally, participated little in Pop Art, partly because of its blatant sexism, some- times presented as a parody of the image of woman in the media—and partly because the subject matter was often “women’s work,” en- nobled and acceptable only when the artists were men.) Then came Process Art—a rebellion against the “precious object” traditionally de- sired and bought by the rich. Here another kind of co-optation took place, when temporary piles of dirt, oil, rags and filthy rubber began to grace carpeted living rooms. The ltalian branch was even called Arte Povera. Then came the rise of a third-stream medium called “conceptual art” which offered “anti-objects” in the form of ideas —books or simple xeroxed texts and photo- graphs with no inherent physical or monetary value (until they got on the market, that is). Conceptual art seemed politically viable be- cause of its notion that the use of ordinary, inexpensive, unbulky media would lead to a kind of socialization (or at least democratiza- tion) of art as opposed to gigantic canvases and huge chrome sculptures costing five figures and filling the world with more consumer fetishes. Yet the trip from oil on canvas to ideas on xerox was, in retrospect, yet another instance of “downward mobility” or middle-class guilt. It was no accident that conceptual art appeared at the height of the social movements of the late 1960s nor that the artists were sympathetic to those movements (with the qualified exception of the women’s movement). All of the esthetic tendencies listed above were genuinely insti- gated as rebellions by the artists themselves, yet the fact remains that only rich people can afford to 1) spend money on art that won't last; 2) live with “ugly art” or art that is not decorative, because the rest of their surroundings are beau- tiful and comfortable; 3) like “non-object art” which is only handy if you already have too many possessions—when it becomes areaction- ary commentary: art for the overprivileged in a consumer society. As a child, | was accused by my parents of being an “anti-snob snob” and I'm only begin- ning to see the limitations of such a rebellion. Years later | was an early supporter of and pros- elytizer for conceptual art as escape from the commodity orientation of the art world, a way of communicating with a broader audience via inexpensive media. Though | was bitterly dis- appointed (with the social, not the esthetic achievements) when | found that this work could be so easily absorbed into the system, it is only now that I've realized why the absorption took place. Conceptual art’s democratic efforts and physical vehicles were cancelled out by its neutral, elitist content and its patronizing ap- proach. From around 1967 to 1971, most of us involved in conceptual art saw that content as pretty revolutionary and thought of ourselves as rebels against the cool, hostile artifacts of the prevailing formalist and minimal art. But we were so totally enveloped in the middle-class approach to everything we did and saw, we couldn’t perceive how that pseudo-academic narrative piece or that art-world-oriented action 83